I eavesdropped on an advertisement over the radio some time ago. It was a Caltex advert, and they weren't promoting fuel, atleast not directly. The Caltex advert went on and on saying that Caltex toilets were the best. Man.... advertising toilets.... Tell me, which journey in SG would be so long (distance) that you'll require a refreshment stop to rest away tiredness.



Anyway, this other day, i managed to find Yvonne's card and was on my way home, using the mrt. There was this guy, think his ass was fat or something, who had to occupy 1.5 seats. Me having to sit beside him, occupied 0.75 seat, which means i was spilling over to the other seat, which happened to contain a girl. Cheekiness aside, it is never fun to sit on something poking your buttocks.



So i tried to shuffle my buttocks into occupying 0.5 seat. And that guy thought i was some kind of a gay trying to squirm into him actually elbowed me!! I can understand why people elbow when the try to fit into the mrt, when the stand in the mrt, and when they try to alight. But fancy elbowing me when seated??!!



Me being the nice guy and all, continue to sit on the hump in the seats. But that's not all, just one stop before the one i would alight, that guy actually had the audacity to look me down and dust his sleeve. As if i was some kind of a diseased dust. [Vulgar expletive deleted] !!!



If i hadn't got a job i would have 'seh' his head ten times over liao. Grab his oily face and punch it through the windows, grind his face onto the tunnel walls till he is left with blood, flesh, bone and pulp, muhahahaha, i love happy tree friends.



Anyway, when i was purchasing Yvonne's card, i saw this really really huge card. I think i was standing in front of the card, staring at it, and kept saying, "OMG, this is so huge." Coz at some point of time, one of the plain clothes staff who was standing near the card agreed with me by saying "Ya, its very big."



The card was atleast a meter in height. And that's without exaggeration. The card really was atleast one meter in height. Anyway, i looked around then came back to that really huge card, and picked up one of the smaller cards. The staff then went, "Buy the big one lah." After another short exchange, i decided that i really didn't want such a huge card. The larger the card the more things you have to think of to write : p.