How do you know when you've been buying the same thing from the same stall too often? Recently, i've been drinking coffee in the morning and teh C (Tea with evaporated milk) in the afternoon and its times like this :



The drink stall uncle instead of asking, "What do you want?",

He asks "You wanted coffee packet right?"

The drink stall uncle's wife hears me say "Teh C", but repeats to uncle "Kopi C"

Then uncle takes a look at me and asks me to repeat my order to prove her wife wrong...



Chicken rice stall auntie doesn't asks me whether i want sauce on my rice, she knows i don't. Morning noodle stall auntie doesn't asks me whether i want chilli, she knows i do. All the tiny bits come together and i'm like known by them personally :)



Dear opp JB,

are you sure you've sent your wishlist to the correct person :p It seems you're more like speaking to aunt agony rather than santa :D In any case, if you do see santa, could you help me beat him up, coz he is owing me 26 years of christmas presents... with compound interest.

Yours sincerely L Bandit.



For the benefit of those who don't do C or java programming, "Not" is represented by "!" so !Dislike actually means my friend "opp JB" likes this "cute" friend of hers. Just a note to those who are pedantic and think too much, "cute" friend of hers is NOT me despite me saying that someone thinks i have a cute smile couple posts back.



Anyway, i've been telling some of my friends, it takes two hands to clap. And ideally, it takes one of your hand and one of his hand to clap. And if the hands are not clapping, never forget that you've only used one of your hands to clap. You've still got another hand free, so plz, learn to multi-task... Use your free hand to slap him lah. Oh wait, since the extended hand is not clapping, you now have two hands free!! While one hand is slapping him, the other hand pick up a chair and "lei" him lah. Then use one leg to kick him and the other leg do your yoga stance or something :D



Okie, i'm hanging out with the char-kway-teow guys too much liao... No, i'm only kidding, dun hit him. This is a world of sunshine and butterflies, happy rainbows and smiling clouds, all things furry and cuddly until Happy Tree Friends came along :p



All i can say is that santa is one fat lazy bum. Which explains my 26 years of missing presents. So rather than waiting for fat lazy bum to do your dirty work, why not send the gentle query yourself? Ask him lovingly, what is on his mind. And if it is still not going, i personally dun think he is zhuge liang. San(1) gu(4) mao(2) ru(2) won't make a difference.



Obtw, plz do read my couzin's blog, Paint Me Pink Clouds Against Purple Skies. She's got a wishlist in the form of lyrics ^_^