I was late for my bus today, and i thought i was gonna miss movie 91A. But turned out that the bus moved a little faster and i managed to remain as cast in 91A. Again there was some reshuffling, some newbies took up my favourite seat and the indian guy's favourite seat.



Anyway, here's a joke i heard over the radio couple weeks ago. Speaking of radio, i'll not be tuning in for the next week or two. Mom said the delusional music was probably due to unprocessed left-overs. What... did they get stucked in my brain or something?



Oh here's the joke :

Once upon a time, there was a black colored vampire. The vampire got nailed into a coffin and was buried in some ulu (secluded) island. One day, the vampire was freed by a fairy. The fairy granted him three wishes.



The vampire thought for awhile then decided.

"I want to become white." wished the vampire.

"Having being buried away for so long, i want to drink lots of blood." wished the vampire.

"This is a lonely island, i want to be close to women." wished the vampire.



The fairy then fufilled the vampire's wishes by turning him into something. What did the vampire turn into?

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The vampire turned into a sanitary pad! And yes, i heard this joke over the radio...