A young man enters a restaurant called the "fo fo" restaurant. He manages to take up a cozy seat by the window. The restaurant has an abalone dish that is renown for bringing happiness to the person who eats it. The waiter comes up to him to take order.

"Sir, may i take your order?"
"I want to eat abalone."
"Yes sir, abalone is good today."
"But I've got only $4."
"I'm sorry sir, you'll need atleast $8 to eat abalone."
"How about if I go without gravy?"
"No sir."
"How about if I used my own plates?"
"No sir."
"How about I used $4 to buy the abalone's gravy?"
"Ok, one abalone's gravy coming up."

Waits awhile.

The abalone gravy arrives, the man slurps the gravy up and leave. He meets his friend later and says "I tried the abalone dish at fo fo restaurant. It doesn't bring happiness as they claim to do."

The above is purely fiction. Yet, there still are people who live in fictional worlds. For these people, they expect the same results even if the budget is cut in half... weird people.