I was once told by someone much wiser than i not to consume dog meat. The reasoning being that dogs would be able sniff out the crime against their species and become aggressive. Which doesn't really help to explain why dogs lusts for my blood whenever they see me. Maybe i'm bitching alot lately, sorry guys (girls), i don't like the use the word 'bitch' either.

I'm pretty alright with dogs and all, but i do have a reason to fear charging dogs. Back in Gippy, there was this mad dog that charged out of some owner's house and ate my leg, left me screaming in pain and together with a vaccine shot, and my only description of the unknown assailant was "some brown dog."

Oh... and i've never eaten any dogs before, never even breathed in their falling hairs and sorts. And it seems lately all dogs charge at me on sight. What the h3ll, why are these feline... no? i mean canine punishing me for a crime i did not commit! By the powers that be, i swear that the next dog that so much as look at me funny i will eat the dam dog alive. I will EAT the dam DOG ALIVE. I WILL EAT THE DAM DOG ALIVE. RWOOOAAARRRRyawn...

It just doesn't make sense why dogs charge at me for no reason. Maybe i smell awful or something. But then shouldn't they keep away if i smell bad? Or maybe the dogs are protecting their owners from the evil guy. But... how evil could i be? I mean, i'm just a little boy who stares into the heavens at the twinkling stars beyond wondering if one of them is an ufo in disguise? A little nerdy guy who plays his little computer games, and always loses his game of Counterstrike to chio bus (pretty girls) in mini skirts. A shy person who cries whenever he watches movies with any remotely weepy love stories. I mean, how evil can i be.

Oh um... pretty evil if u take self-descriptions into account : p