I wasn't in office today. Went to a Java Tech Forum. The forum, which was more of advertising talks, touched on training courses for upgrading. I thought the turn out would have been made up of two groups. One group would have been sleazy old uncles who led a life of IT, happily married with wife and kids, and for reasons of survival, had to come and take a look at the training courses offered.

The other group would have been young nerds with glasses that are one inch thick and who have the world's most beautiful girlfriends and their girlfriends would make a sexy growl everytime they took off their boyfriend's glasses. I know i am not qualified to stereotype against nerds, but at the same time, i object to such disqualifications, being part of the group and all make me qualified, or so i believe. And no, i do not have a girlfriend, much less anyone to growl sexily when taking my glasses off. I'm an exceptional nerd... or was it abnormal?

It turn out that the turnout was quite different from that i imagined. Babe watch activity was everywhere. My colleague kept pestering me to pass her my stack of name cards so she could pass to babes i had an eye for. I thought it was kinda stoopid to do that, so when she commented that there were some handsome guys there, i turned the offer around.

If i knew babe watch activity would be so high, i would have brought my camera and act some 'seh' and pretend to be the official camera man for the event. With babe watch on hyper-active, today would have been a beautiful day, except that i am sick. Sorethroat and feeling weak all over, happens with fever. And there's still salsa lessons to go. I'm thinking of whether to go, but the "arghhh" is that it is a paid kind of thing. Taking an mc kind of wastes lotsa money.

Maybe i'll just sleep on it first. And when i wake up, i'll probably have overslept. And when Karate Kid asks me why i didn't go, i could just say that i overslept. Quite a lame excuse considering that she might be reading this...

Anyway, on my way back just now, there was this guy who for some reason thought that i'll buy whatever he was intending to sell, stepped right into my path. Kind of inconsiderate, considering i might have knocked into him, bowl over, crack my head on Bishan cement, bleed in twitching spasms and spent an eternity in hell ya noe. Thinking back, i should have hit his head with my packet of chicken rice.


But then.. that might mean i have to buy another dinner for the day :( Then again, i might get free dinner and lodging too...