I was happily blogder-ing when i discovered the sudden explosion of conspiracies with the technorati tags that go like sgblogconspiracy. Apparently, it was championed by mrbrown.

I went like, "This must be a sign!". So i prayed to Buddha, and i prayed to Allah, and i prayed to Jehovah (the alliteration stops at Jesus, so u get Jehovah instead) and all the moths that flew into my house, or my father's house if you need to be specific, and all the what nots. I even prayed to the Invisible Pink Unicorn and got poke in the arse by her holy pinkness, peace be unto her.

And finally, my Buddha, my Allah, my Jehovah, my moths, my what nots, and my Invisible Pink Unicorn, they revealed the truth to me. The truth of the sgblogconspiracy meme. The whole meme is a conspiracy itself. Whatever the conspirators said are true. And they're saying it to make us think that its some meme/game. By telling us the whole truth, they had hope to make it seem too incredible to believe! Some game... but its all true. One of the first strategy in the 36 Strategems the Art of Deception, .

Um... just in case anyone points out two contradicting conspiracies and say they can't be both true, i'll subscribe to circular reasoning. Its true, my blog says so wat.

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Thanks mr brown for linking.
Welcome blogders from mrbrown.
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