I am stunned. I had always thought that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the one true god, but i was wrong. There is irrefutable evidence of the existence of one other god. The Flying Spaghetti Monster revealed to us recently by Bobby Henderson. With ten million believers world wide, the truth of Flying Spaghetti Monster cannot be denied.
Also of interest is the correlation between global warming and shrinking number of pirates as shown in the graph below.
As we can see, "there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature". We now know that science is faulty and evolution is nothing more than a fairytale.
Blessed is the Noodly Appendage.
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