I don't want pay $$ to watch a movie about a 40 year old virgin when i have first hand experience at being a 27 year old virgin.

Gosh... i need more sleep. A little about my colleague's friend Winston, the SDU guy who claimed that i would never get any girls. This guy runs his own SDU-themed outings. Man, someone should commend him for trying to do his national duty...

Oh... just in case anyone doesn't know what the Nogum City national duty is, our guys in charged told us that we should get tied down married and produce liability kids, so that we could repopulate the city. Liabiliy without getting tied down is not counted. A mother and her daughter is not considered as a family unit. And oh... SDU is a gahmen operated matchmaking service for degree holders only (you don't find this requirement inane?). Think it acronyms Sexually Deprived Users or something, i don't know.

Frankly, i have no idea why we need our national duty. Afterall, we could always rely on foreign talent. These people could do my job, live my house and marry my wife. There is nothing that i can do that they wouldn't do. Except National Service. Though we should differentiate between what i cannot choose not to do and what i want to do. And also except mandarin literacy. But i also not mandarin literate wat, i failed my chinese mah.

Ok, enough digression, back to the man of the day. His SDU-themed outings are extremely similar in that he gives a name/title to an outing. Like 'Friendship' Dinner. Next i'll be hearing Fellowship of the Spoon, Ten Thousand Leagues Under the Table, and JRR Tolkien and Jules Verne is gonna sue me. Maybe i should start naming my toilet trips. Tushee Journeys, Volume 1 Chapter 1.

It seems that Winston has been asking my colleague to ask me to join them in their SDU-themed outings. All in the name of broadening the social circle and make more friends, no? Well, i figure that he percieves me as the quiet and guai (obedient, not a fair translation though, guai is so much more meaningful) type and that i would have friends who are girls who are of the guai type to intro to him. Given that data collection points him as targeting favoring guai-type girls.

Allo, if you want i got a couple of fire-hot ass-kicking angels to intro to u. But... they are in the form of magic cards muahahahaha... Huh? What was i saying? Oh... the evil maniacal laugh muahahahaha >: )

I would have like to join his outings more often. Just to know more friends, seriously (um... read the comma). But their topics of conversation, not that i have anything to say no matter the topic, is only either about dating stuff (eg. speed dating, sms(s)) or me having an image that would not get me any girls which is further reinforced by Dancin' Kid always saying that she'll sign me up for some makeover entertainment show, which is not exactly flattering, which in harsher words is downright degrading, thanks but no thanks. I wouldn't mind Queer Eye coming over though, just give me a plasma Tv and i'll even pray to God.

I would have thought that such kind of group outings would have progressive topics, rather than staying stagnant. What is more distressing is the recent movie outing. It is as if the movie industry was bought over by SDU. The movie outing proposed to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin.Even the movies they watch have to be dating-themed. C'mon... surely The Corpse Bride would have been a much better choice.

It's just... pukey...

Couldn't that guy think of something more refreshing? Like seafood dinner or something, where people can actually see how others eat crab (style plus personality deciphering with which parts they pick, thereby leaving which parts for the others [Unless they're so rich that they're having one crab each...], bonus if you pick the pincer for the girl you like), peel prawns for the persons they like and all the lovey dovey what nots.

To end off, i'll quote from my daily dose of cartoon. Um... i've forgotten the exact words.. It goes something like, "We must always be curious and questioning. Only then will we learn and move forward.". Or something to that effect, oh well...

In case anyone wants to nitpick, what do i mean by we when it should be i, well... me, myself and i, three wat.