Some random email

My friend was having problems with some email with a guy. So she forwarded it to me and asked me what to make of it. After reading the email, i could not tahan the arrogance of that guy anymore and i helped her draft a reply.

But my friend is rather benign and will only bite the wrong people. She decided to be more politcally correct and friendly in a reply and didn't use my reply. So i thought i'll just pin it up for some reading.

WARNING: Offensive Language
Rating: M18

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"Wow, you really want to test me."
You really should wake up your ideas. Test... test what test? This is a game meh? If you like to play game then you keep to speed dating can liao.

"Well, I cannot say "subdue" you easily; this is a quite powerful word. You should say more likely that you I can "win" over heart easily."
Arrogance. Pure arrogance is not an appeal factor. It is REPULSIVE.

"Firstly, when I asked you out, you always will try your best to go out. Remember the incident that you still went to ECP with me alone, despite you at home after bathing."
So you think i very easy going is it? You think you Qin Sheng is it? You think you can twiddle me around and i'll still love you for it? So do you have a liking for me only because i am the only one who is kind enough to go out with you? Do you have a slightest idea of what it means to take things for granted. So, are you sure that you can win my heart "very easily"? Please do not insult my intellect. You pathetic sonofabitch. I demand an apology.

"Love experts have said that if you go out with a person more than 3 times, he can safely conclude that the person is keen on you. This is not to say that the person can be your partner, this is just an expression of "liking" only."
Is that all you have to show for? A TEXTBOOK? You can't even figure out love without someone telling you about it! Your love expert is WRONG. I am not your average easily swept off the feet (read cheated) by [name] type of girl.

"Secondly, I feel you can "tarhan" my characters."
I can tarhan your character? So what does that mean? That so long as someone in this world can tolerate you, you're then considered flawless and correct and desirable?

"Thirdly, you "fulfil" some of my basic requirements, like sharing same religion, got the height, although the weight is not that "ideal". I thinking fulfilling the basic requirements is the first step to know you better. You have told me you will not consider a bald head guy, so this is your basic requirements."
[Not a reply, i wrote to my friend] This one catch 22 liao. You told [name] you cannot accept a bald guy (physical attribute). So likewise he can say he prefer a girl with lesser weight.

"I also listened to a lot of people advice before I made that statement, "I got 99% chances" to choose you. One of my friends has advised me that it is not easily to find someone reciprocate the same feeling/action to you. Just like you keen on [initials], but he does not think the same way. So he chose to leave you."
Listen to alot of people? So do you like me or do people like me? Make up your mind. If it is people who like me, then I rather reciprocate towards them.

"So now is your turn to tell me why you "keen" on me?"
Keen on you? Don't make me laugh, you snniveling worm, sonofabitch, bastard. The world revolves around ME, NOT YOU. Well... so long, dream on, i'll leave you to your own world where you think you're the only guy in the world. Even then, you're still not desirable.

[The guy then sent an sms to a guy whom my friend kind of like]

SMS: "Do u think it is possible for u and [my friend's name] to develop further,not remain as friend but to become couple? I was toldby someone to ask.[guy's name]."
Fuck you understand. My relationships with whoever will be handled by ME and WHOEVER AND DOES NOT CONCERN YOU. WE WILL PROCEED IN OUR OWN TIME, PLEASE STOP RUINING OUR LIVES, be it whoever the other person is. [I noe this sounds hypocritical, coz, i'm meddling into someonelses realtionships, but some things are just so wrong]

"I shall wait for your candid answers"
Candid answers? You think my words are very funny? You think I'm making a fool of myself? You na beh cheebye mother fucker, your penis will rot in hell.

[Notice that the guy never once mentioned that he wants to make a commitment. He keeps focusing on, "All your base are mine anytime i want it". Right to the end of the email, the guy was still so full of himself.

To that guy, please.. if you like a girl, go and chase her, tell her you like her. Don't waltz up to her and tell her to chase you!! While i agree that this day and age girls should take up more initiative, its shameful to tell the girl to make a commitment while you stand back and say "Oh.. i want to see first."]