Here's a little about the sammi cheng show. The begining of the show saw sammi and andy scoring a successful theft and were trying to split a whole bag of diamonds which looked suspiciously like plastic. Sammi began to weigh each individual diamond. Since watching her weigh diamonds for two hours wasn't particularly interesting, andy stopped her. Andy said, "Agar agar mah hoe liao." Then he splitted the diamond pile in the center.
Then after some argument and some game which sammi lost, sammi complained to andy, "You always win, can't you for once qian(1) jiu(4) me? Can't you let me win atleast once?" Then andy dumped his plate of diamonds onto sammi's plate and asked her, "Do you want diamonds or me?" Sammi said, "Of course i want diamonds." That's my clever girl. Anyway, andy then told sammi, "Ok, if that is so, let's divorce."
Two years later.
Some rich guy borrowed a family heirloom necklace to propose to sammi. Sammi wanting to steal the necklace, baited the necklace out of the safe, and organised a snatch. Turn out that andy was also organised a snatch on the necklace, and the end result saw andy with one heirloom richer.
At some point of time, sammi and andy were at a dog racing turf. The stake was that if sammi won, andy would answer sammi 15 questions truthfully. Andy told sammi that dog number 3 was gonna win. Sammi said that the odds is only one to three, very little, she wanted to bet on higher odds. Andy then went off to bet $10,000 on every dog except dog number 3. The odds for dog number 3 then shot up to one is to fifteen. After the dog race, sammi got 15 questions.
When down to the last question, they were standing infront of a row of lockers and sammi had two questions to decide to ask. one was, "Which locker is the treasure in?" or "Why did you leave me two years ago?" Sammi chose the former question and found not the necklace but a ring that andy wanted to give to her.
Throughout the rest of the show, we would see sammi continually ask andy if she had any more questions left. Which andy truthfully reminded her, she had none left. Then sammi would say, "Can't you qian(1) jiu(4) me, give me a bonus question?" Then andy would say, "Ok loh." Dam, how can anyone be so ok with everything, i can hear someone say.
Then some time later, turn out that andy had terminal illness, left the country. He diverted all his assets, several companies, several villas, dozen plus cars, several cigar and wine shops, and shares in several major companies etc etc. anyway, he transffered all his assets to sammi making her the richest girl in the movie.
Sammi then gave andy a call. She asked him yet again, "Where is the necklace?" Before andy could answer, the nurse entered the room and started babbling loudly, coz she read her scriptbook. Andy quickly hushed her and continued the phone call with sammi.
Sammi then asked, "Where are you? How come got yang(2) niu(1) voice?" The way i've said it might make it sound like jealousy. But actually, sammi is suspecting that andy have terminal illness so she really wanted to know where andy was.
Anyway, sammi asked, "Where are you? How come got yang(2) niu(1) voice?". Then andy replied, "You meant to ask me where the necklace is right?" There was a pause, and this part of the show is kind of sad ya know. Sammi asked a second time, "Where are you?". Well, that's a little too much spoiler for you liao, watch the show if ya wanna know andy's reply to sammi.
Obtw, i won't mind watching it a second time.
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