Once upon a time, two frogs bumped into each other.
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Hey! Watz up!"
"Watz up!"
"You look like a frog!"
"I am a frog."
"You are?"
"I'm not?"
"You aren't a toad?"
"I'm not a toad."
"You're not?"
"I am?"
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Did you get my email?"
"Email?"
"You didn't?"
"I did?"
"Why not?"
"I don't know. But you do realise i'm avoiding you?"
"You are?"
"I'm not?"
"I didn't know."
"You don't?"
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Well, i just wanted to know if you're coming for my wedding on the 23rd of this month."
"You asking me to go or asking whether i'm going?"
"Is there a difference?"
"There isn't?"
"There is?"
"Why not?"
"Why so?"
"I don't know."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"So are you coming?"
"So are you asking me to go?"
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
.
.
There you go, a neverending story.
Wibbit wibbit.
Disclaimer: The frogs are fictitious and the events never occured. Any similarities is purely coincidental. No frogs were harmed at time of writing.
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Title: A full stop….
ReplyDelete"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
"So are you asking me to go?"
“So do you think u want me to think I want to ask u to go a not?”
"Wibbit."
"Wibbit."
---- Commercial break ---
A third frog has bumped to the 2 frogs in between the conversation….
“So you want to go with me a not?”
“Why do you think I don’t want to go with you?”
"So are you asking me to go?"
---The End---