There's been quite abit of "hee hur hoo har" (i can't translate that, sorrie) on the singapore singaporean blogosphere lately, and its turning into a blogonetwork. Some bloggers like to term the blogonetwork as community. But that is not correct wat. When talking about computers we always say network one mah. Like we say network card, not community card. Local area network, not local area community. Right?

So what do i mean by blogonetwork. By blogonetwork, i mean there's alot of interaction between bloggers. Like, there's the post for the desperate (male) single who still wants Chiobus by Suspicious Bastard and the post for the desperate (female) singles who still wants Yandaos EBs by Janice. Obtw EB stands for Eligible Bachelor and "According to Law of Janicism, Not Married is Eligible".

Then there's also parlay between big time blogger like FinickyFeline and new time blogger Rockson. The episode started with FinickyFeline talking about online personas she would hypothetically date. Anyway, this Rockston guy, the balls force must be with this young pai kia padwan, asked FinickyFeline to date him so he could make her shiok until meow. According to Cowboy Caleb at a Tomorrow dot sg article, meow not enuff, need to purr. And then FinickyFeline replies. So Rockson padwan is suddenly left with the choice of choosing "ku ku chiow bo beh chow" (no horse run) or ku ku chiow all the bei chow liao (all the horse run away already). (Translations here are non-babelfish.)

Then there's the blogger community (ya i noe, but no longer talking about computer liao mah), talking about real life stuff like Singapore's bloggers' convention and bloggers like Celly and Sandra bundling into a stunning babe package (well i assume the package is stunning since individually they are stunning too) for a interview with the newspaper.

Then there's un-coordinated (atleast it seems un-coordinated to my simplistic mind) but conscientious (i donno wat this is, but sounds like a good word to use) effort at yelling at advertisers. mr brown says !@%$#%@ to banks and Little Miss Drinkalot says [Toot] you to yellow pages.

Speaking of mr brown, he has a light saber leh. He didn't exactly say he is on the dark side of the floss. But if he is not on the dark side, then he must be on the wrong side. One less ally and one more enemy. My loyal blogders would advise me, "you siao ah? mr brown also enemy? you never recieve the Xiaxue Doctrine is it?".

Oh ya hor... like that den i apologise unreservedly first loh. Paiseh lah. But if not "overwhelming force" ah, and only got one lightsaber then i not scared. I got fan okie, my fan can deflect light saber one.


Ooo... Wookie hand. Okie... a balding wookie hand then.

Oh.. look a pink lightsaber. Xiaxue supporter! I knew it. j/k.

(Disclaimer, i have nothing against Xiaxue, nothing against Xiaxue supporters, nothing against pink, i'm not a taxi snatcher)

(Disclaimer number two, i apologise unreservedly for anything that seems defamatory to anyone)