Hmm.. nobody take this post too seriously ok.
It seems everytime i go to a karaoke, i would have to entertain those present with my personal number on the Phantom of the Opera duet, singing both female and male scores. If you've never heard the screeching crows make when dying from cancer growing in their nether regions, you've never heard of me singing in emulation of a female voice.
Anyway, some time during the karaoke session, i needed to go for a pee pee, the drinks being free flow and all. When i went back to the ktv room from the loo, i was like, omg, yeat yee ditched her boyfriend to come sing karaoke with me!
Unfortunately, good things never happen to me in life. The person was actually my colleague's friend yvonne. For those interested, she's a different yvonne, not the one from tmc. Anyway, yvonne had this likeness to yeat yee, when looked at from the right from a certain angle.
Recently, i have this theory, that if love was in units of peanuts, i could potentially gauge love from the number of letter 'y's in the name or names of a person. Um.. don't ask me how it works... it's just a random idea.
Anyway, from that formula, yeat yee gets three peanuts of love from me. She's got another letter 'y' in the surname. Then yinyin, due to the pet name gets two peanuts. Yvonne gets only one peanut, so you'll understand the disappointment when i discovered the girl singing in the ktv room is yvonne and not yeat yee. (I reiterate my first sentence, no one take this post too seriously ok.)
Again with the same formula, dancin' kid gets three peanuts, runnin' kid gets zero peanuts, xiaxue gets one peanut because she is also wendy. Little miss drinkalot.. Noooooo, how can my idol get a score of zero peanuts? I'll rename her. Lyttle myss drynkalot gets three peanuts.
And... i have zero peanuts of love for myself : (
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Hello fellow fisherman,
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Did you also know that over 75% of the nations fishermen do not fish during "prime time"; fish feeding hours?
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I want you to do me a favor and try it out so I can see what you think of it, and if it works for you as well as it did for me.
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Gone Fishin',
Neil