Why do i have to put up with nastiness? I now truly regret not telling my boss that i require separate rooms from excruiciatingly epitome of 'ma(2) fan(2)'ness.

It was agreed the night before that my colleague would set her alarm to 0700, and me to 0730. Quite pointedly, there is only one bathroom in the hotel room. She wakes up at 0700, switches on all the lights, slams the bathroom door not once but many times, switch on the tv and waltz into the bathroom to take a shower.

I'm utterly pissed by now. But i say nothing, simply turning off the tv and my side's bed lights, and hopefully catch some sleep before 0730 comes around. Note, she was in the bathroom, she could not have possibly watched the TV in a shower, unless she shower without closing the door and have an extremely ET like neck that can snake round the wall to watch the TV.

In less than five minutes, she comes back out, turns on the TV, and waltz back in to shower. And notedly, she did tuned up the volume of the TV, it was quite soft last night.

So it was, she woke me up, when there was only one bathroom, and without asking if i wanted to go for my morning pee first, denied me my morning pee for a full 18 minutes. Talk about being social...