Google doesn't help me much with 'how to' questions. I tried a 'How to destroy my colleague?' and the results that turned up were unsatisfactory. I then proceeded to try with keywords like 'How to annihilate my colleague?', 'How to obliterate my colleague?', 'How to disintegrate my colleague', 'How to decimate my colleague', 'How to melt my colleague', 'How to vaporise my colleague'. But still, nothing comes up. I do realise that melting my colleague is the last thing i would do...

So just before i give up all hopes and resign to having my colleague around, i tried one last google, 'How to totally destroy my colleague'.

In the very end, i decided that if i could not get rid of my colleague, i'll improve my perception on things around me. So i googled for the teachings of Zen and hopefully attain that enlightened 'Omm'

And it still didn't help. Isn't google supposed to give me answers, give me enlightenment and an upgrade to cheese fries along with it?

In the very end, i had to resort to the trusty old fashioned netdisaster dot com to get things done. Sent some wild flowers to her multiply site.



Since google didn't help much, i decided to shoot it.



And since i was on a war path, i thought i'll head down to microsoft too. But it was all mouldy when i got there. So no point nuking it...



When i got back to my own blog, I found to my horror that someone has dashed a cup of coffee on it : ( Spent millions of hours to get it cleaned up...