I was in a car around an hour ago. My cousin and i were getting into the car, and my auntie was driving. My auntie sat into the seat, shut the car door and was about to stick the key into the key hole when my cousin went like, "Um.. auntie ah. you shut the car door on my hand..."

My auntie turned and looked on in horror at the hand that was indeed trapped by the door and chasis. Auntie quickly opened the door again to free the hand, fortunately, no damage was done.

See what i mean when i say my cousins are weird. Someone can close a car door on their fingers and they just go like, "Oh... i think i should say ouch, btw, did u noe my hand is becoming roti prata. Kind of weird huh? Maybe u could get me an upgrade to cheese fries while u're at it.". I can even imagine an evil "muhahahaha" along with it... doink.