I was supposed to go over to my auntie's house for the fortnightly dinner/gathering in the evening today. But i totally forgot about it. Got a phone call and promptly went over and reached at around 2000.

Well, today is a little different in that my auntie told me in a rather stern voice to get a girlfriend. I don't know but i think when cousins start getting married and having children they kind of look around and ask "Who's next?". What the hell... my brothers, my cousin, who are older than me never get that.

And the marital pressure isn't just coming from the gahmen and family. Recently, my boss ask also asked me something along the same lines. Even my colleague is urging me to sign up with SDU. Or was it SDS? Maybe it is NTUC, in anycase, the acronym holds no meaning to me. Maybe if i keep rolling my eyes, i could look at stuff behind my head without turning huh?

But i'm like so busy, i've got two books, one cross stitch to finish. I need to get a driving license, a broker, a singpass, buy my dream bungalow, which costs two million, and by virtue of growth would cost three million when and if i have two million, strike a lottery to buy my bungalow, buy a lottery ticket to strike the lottery, destroy microsoft and destroy macdonalds and half the population of martians along with it, martians, microsoft, macdonalds, they are always trying to take over, become a millionaire, build a playboy mansion, become broke becoz i built it, regret that i couldn't get bill gates to get me out of bankruptcy becoz i destroyed microsoft, find a cure for aids, cure for cancer, cure for every other ailment, become a doctor, lawyer, scientist, mathematician, economist, stripper, politician, liar, oh wait, that's the same as politician, i want to see world peace, no more hunger, shake hands with Mandela, learn salsa and get Paris Hilton to give me a goodnight kiss, patch the ozone, enter a black hole, come out of a white hole, thus proving that black holes and white holes are two ends of a wormhole, and i need to get a girlfriend.

And on top of it all, i still need to get enough sleep, where got time..