I cannot understand sadomasochism, or more commonly known as SM, and no, SM in this case does not stand for senior minister. During last bout of Qing Ming rites i had for this year, i was attempting to light up a red candle. But the candle's wick was kind of stubborn, refusing to light up even when the flame from the lighter was melting its wax.

And it so happened that a single red drop SM dropped onto my thumb. No i did not feel sexually aroused, i was more like (curse;taboo). The melted wax quickly burned my two thumbs. You might be wondering if the wax dropped on one thumb, how did it burn two thumbs?

Well.. It was burning one thumb at first, and i was like, "ouch, its hot.", and applying physics, objects with larger surface area would cool down faster, i used my other thumb to smear/spread out the wax on the burning thumb. There you go, two thumbs up for the intelligent but not so wise.

And a couple minutes/hours later, the skin on my thumbs started to peel off. I was then wondering, does the skin peel off for SM people who drip hot wax onto whatever they are dripping on. Personally, i don't find peeling skins very appealing.

Speaking of injuries, i had managed to injure myself twice at work in the last couple weeks. Being in the software line of work, you might be thinking that i used my keyboard to slap myself in the face to get injured. Or i was typing and my fingers missed the button and it got stuck in between the keys.

I think i'm hazardous to myself.

PS: While the descriptions are accurate, none of the injuries were as bad as they sound.