I bleeped on Guy Watch Radar

I was in the northeast mrt, going home slightly later, coz a customer came to look at stuff rather late. Reading through Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, with the main character, Robert Langdon, almost dying before getting to have nookie married with the main girl of the story, i had my babe watch radar switched off. Though i had a feeler of consciousness primed for the words "Serangoon" so i won't miss my stop.

When the mrt was about to reach my stop, i went "scuse me" in my usual can't-feel-the-words-in-the-voicebox whisper. Squeezing through towards the door and then..

Heartbeat.

Did the girl just look at me? I casually (as casual as looking at girls could be) glanced at her, eyes meet and then the all too familiar ritual of averting the eyes by both kicked in. Okie.. anyway, the girl looked kind of pretty, and since i was gonna alight soon, i started stuffing my book into my bag and then..

Heartbeat.

Did the girl just shift her body facing towards me and looked at me directly? I glance one more time at her and frankly, i'm more used to girls noticing me looking at them than me noticing them looking at me. Maybe i had a mushroom growing on my head or something. Then again..

Godammit, smile Bandit! Next time smile at the girl!

Not bad leh.. I bleeped on someone's Guy Watch Radar. I feel so sexy now. Oi.. show some support lah, stop vommiting.

And yah.. the universe revolves around me.