Entered the office, switched the lights on, put on my winter jacket (though i wear it during winter, alot of people refuse to accept it as a winter jacket...) and went to the toilet for my after-journey pee. But the toilet's lights was a goner since last evening.
The following diagram is the topography of half the toilet. The arcs protruding from the wall are the urinals. And yes, it is a guys toilet and i use a guy's toilet. I am a guy duh.. The pink arrow depicts the path i took. Which means i rounded the wall to bump (figuratively speaking) into the ghost, which is the red circle.
The ghost was actually a guy in white shirt standing silently, peeing quietly into the urinal in the almost totally dark toilet. My instantaneous reaction was to scream and back away from the ghost. Which was exactly what i did. I went like "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha". Yes, it ended with me laughing when i realise how absurd i was.
When the panic subsided and i've realised that there was no ghost but some guy in white shirt taking a pee, the conversation began.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Huh? You scared me."
"Man, you're hysterical."
Ghost leaves toilet after washing his hands while Man takes a pee. Ghost was heard laughing "hahaha hahaha" outside the toilet. What the hell... you banana b@5t@rd bad boy beetroot beer belly baka bakemono! Okie, name calling therapy really does work.
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