Monday, August 15, 2005

Gay Factor

Excerpt from the homophobia site:

"Evidences of gender confusion or doubt in boys ages 5 to 11 may include:

1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.
[I have a strong feeling that i am more intelligent than the other boys. Omg, i'm a gay 1/1 evidences!]

2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.
[Hmm... Omg, i'm a gay 2/2 evidences!]

3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.
[Um... Um... Omg, i'm a gay 3/3 evidences!]

4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.
[Omg, i'm a gay 4/4 evidences!]

5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”
[Omg, Alvin, u turned me into a gay! I'm now a gay 5/5 evidences!]

6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.
[I do catwalk when i'm bo liao or waiting for the bus. Omg, i'm a gay 5.33/6 evidences!]

7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is — a girl.
[With my powers to turn into a girl at midnight and back into a guy at dawn... Omg, i'm a gay 6.33/7 evidences!]"

From the survey, i conclude that one out of one males in Singapore aged two+ months to 27 have a 90.4% chance of being gay!

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